- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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