- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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