- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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