Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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