- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

9/11 my birthday

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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