What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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