Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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my mind's eye?

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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