- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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