- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

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