-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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