- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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