- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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