Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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