- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A man walked into a bar owch

bite me

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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