- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Once, I went to Peru.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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