- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A praying mantis is very graceful

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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