- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.