- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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