There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Major League Soccer

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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j.p. is dumb

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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