Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Mooses

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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