Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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