- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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