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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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