why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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