Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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