Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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