- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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