What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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America

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Happy Monday!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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