Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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