Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A man did not like this site

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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