- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

homosexual rights to marriage

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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