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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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