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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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