What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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A man did not like this site

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Emily Walker.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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