What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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