A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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salad days!

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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