- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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