Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What would u like to drink?

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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