- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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