- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

yolo your orange looks orange

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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