- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Alchohol.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Yo Mama just died.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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