Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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