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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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