What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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