- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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