- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

woman's rights

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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