knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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12/23/2012

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Poop

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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test test

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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