- Anti Joke

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Sam Hengal.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.