Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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