- Anti Joke

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

I have a horse.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!