- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

I named my son ps2 controller

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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