- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

how do you call someone? use a phone

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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