- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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