How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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