Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Cancer

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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