- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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