- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Asian women drivers...

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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