- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

were at work systems r down

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Your gay

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What is square and grey? A grey square.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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