- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

knock,knock you suck

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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