- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

mexicans fishing

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

So these two girls have a cup .

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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