Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

FUCK THE JEWS

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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