breasts

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Ehh

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

How High is a Chinese man

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Burp

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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