- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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