Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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