- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

knock knock who's there ?

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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