Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What are annoying? Ads.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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