What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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William wright is Gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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