- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

knock,knock you suck

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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