- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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