How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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