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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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