Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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PENIS

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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