- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Chris is hairy

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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