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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Barack Obama.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Your mom is so old she died

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

what is 3+3= 8

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