Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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How did th-A fridge.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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