What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Read a Book.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Robin, get in the car!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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