Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

i'm hard

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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