- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

how do you win a game try your best

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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