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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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