Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Smelly Indians.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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