My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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