Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Matthew Baker

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Grace Ackerson

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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