What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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womens rights.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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