What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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bangers and mash?

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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