- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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