What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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