- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Mitt Romney

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Good job, son.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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