What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

hers a joke... japanese people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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