There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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