- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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You idiot thats 9 letters

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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