What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What is 9+10? 19

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Anti Joke

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