What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Your mom.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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