- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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