- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's better than a stick? A stone

Irish sobriety

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Caramel Boing.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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