- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

noah is a scrub jungle

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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