- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

women's rights.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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