- Anti Joke

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

ure mama's so fat

My spelling is horrible

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.