- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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