- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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