- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

You were born.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A car walks into a bar.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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