- Anti Joke

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's brown an sticky Shit

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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