- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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