What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

I need to start studying.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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