Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

5 people are walking

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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