- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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