- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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