What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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