Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Donald Trump.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Ben Affleck

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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