What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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