What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

hard cheese

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Your gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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