Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Anti Joke

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