Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Lets Go Lakers!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

when debbie meets downer

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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