Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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