- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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