- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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