- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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