There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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