- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What's your blood type? Red.

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