What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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